Hairspray

Stars:
# John Travolta
# Michelle Pfeiffer
# Christopher Walken
# Amanda Bynes
# James Marsden
# Queen Latifah
# Brittany Snow
# Zac Efron
# Elijah Kelley
# Allison Janney
# Nikki Blonsky
# Taylor Parks
# Jayne Eastwood
# Paul Dooley
# Jerry Stiller

Director: Adam Shankman

My Top 5 Quotes: (when Penny speaks)

Motormouth Maybelle: [watching Edna walk in] If we get any more white people in here, this is gonna be a suburb.

Wilbur Turnblad: [to a sobbing Edna, who thinks he's been cheating on her] Honey, it took me five years to realize you were flirting!
[softly]
Wilbur Turnblad: How could I?

Motormouth Maybelle: Well, looks like y'all took a step outta bounds.
[to Seaweed]
Motormouth Maybelle: Who've we got here?
Seaweed: Mom, I want you to meet my new friends. This here is Link, Tracy Turnblad...
Tracy Turnblad: [interrupts] This is just so afro-tastic!
Seaweed: And this young lady right here, is Penny Pingleton.
Penny Pingleton: I'm very pleased and scared to be here.
Motormouth Maybelle: Now, honey, we got more reason to be scared on your street.

Amber von Tussel: [on the phone with Edna, disguising her voice] My name is Mike.
Edna Turnblad: [off-camera] Mike?
Amber von Tussel: Yes, Mike.
Edna Turnblad: Mike who?
Amber von Tussel: [slips back into her normal voice] It's MIKE!
[catches herself, coughs]
Amber von Tussel: Anyway... I'm calling because I have some information about your daughter's whereabouts.
Edna Turnblad: What?
Amber von Tussel: Right now, as we speak, your daughter has entered a hotbed of moral... turpentine.

Penny Pingleton: [looks into the camera] I am now a checkerboard chick!
[grabs Seaweed and kisses him passionately]

Velma Von Tussle: 'Detroit sound?' What's that? The cries of people being mugged?

Penny Pingleton: Without that show I have nothing!
Prudy Pingleton: Having nothing builds character!

Penny Pingleton: Oh, no!
Tracy Turnblad: What?
Penny Pingleton: Your hair deflated!
Tracy Turnblad: Let it. It was just a symbol of my conformity to the man.
Penny Pingleton: You are so tough.

Penny Pingleton: Mom, please don't send my best friend to the big house!
Prudy Pingleton: [grabs Penny] Penny, hush!
Tracy Turnblad: You haven't heard the last of me, Mrs. Pingleton! Things need to change, and I won't stop trying to change them. I don't care how long it takes.
Prudy Pingleton: Good! You'll be waiting twenty to life.

Prudy Pingleton: [to Penny] Wait till your father gets out of prison, you'll see more than a jump rope!

Prudy Pingleton: [tying Penny to her bed with a jump rope, as Penny stoically says nothing]
Prudy Pingleton: Penny Lou Pingleton, you are absolutely, positively, permanently punished. You will live on a diet of saltines and Tang, and you will never leave this room again.
Prudy Pingleton: [tosses holy water on Penny] Devil child, devil child!
Penny Pingleton: [glowers at her mother]

Penny Pingleton: Seaweed? Shhh, don't let her hear you!
Seaweed: What happened to you?
Penny Pingleton: [sighs] She's punishing me for harboring a fugitive without her permission. What are you doing?
Seaweed: I'm here to rescue the fair maiden, baby.
Penny Pingleton: Oh, Seaweed, you do care! I was afraid the colors of our skin would keep us apart.
Seaweed: No... but these knots might.
[still trying to untie her]
Seaweed: Was your mom in the Navy?

Songs:

"Good Morning Baltimore"
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Scott Wittman and Marc Shaiman
Performed by Nikki Blonsky
(c) 2000 Winding Brook Way Music (ASCAP)/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved

"The Nicest Kids in Town"
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Scott Wittman and Marc Shaiman
Performed by James Marsden
(c) 2001 Winding Brook Way Music (ASCAP)/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved

"It Takes Two"
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Scott Wittman and Marc Shaiman
Performed by Zac Efron
(c) 2001 Winding Brook Way Music (ASCAP)/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved

"(The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs"
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Scott Wittman and Marc Shaiman
Performed by Michelle Pfeiffer
(c) 2002 Winding Brook Way Music (ASCAP)/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved

"I Can Hear the Bells"
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Scott Wittman & Marc Shaiman
Performed by Nikki Blonsky
(c) 2001 Winding Brook Way Music (ASCAP)/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved

"Ladies' Choice"
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Scott Wittman and Marc Shaiman
Performed by Zac Efron
(c) 2007 New Line Tunes (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved

"The New Girl in Town"
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Scott Wittman and Marc Shaiman
Performed by Brittany Snow with Sarah Jayne Jensen, Hayley Podschun,
Kamilah Marshall, Terita Redd and Shayna Steele
(c) 2007 New Line Tunes (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved

"Welcome to the 60s"
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Scott Wittman and Marc Shaiman
Performed by Nikki Blonsky and John Travolta with Kamilah Marshall, Terita Redd and Shayna Steele
(c) 2000 Winding Brook Way Music (ASCAP)/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved

"Run and Tell That"
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Scott Wittman and Marc Shaiman
Performed by Elijah Kelley with Taylor Parks
(c) 2001 Winding Brook Way Music (ASCAP)/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved

"Big, Blonde and Beautiful"
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Scott Wittman and Marc Shaiman
Performed by Queen Latifah
(c) 2000 Winding Brook Way Music (ASCAP)/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved

"Big, Blonde and Beautiful (Reprise)"
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Scott Wittman and Marc Shaiman
Performed by John Travolta and Michelle Pfeiffer
(c) 2007 Winding Brook Way Music (ASCAP)/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved

"(You're) Timeless to Me"
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Scott Wittman and Marc Shaiman
Performed by John Travolta and Christopher Walken
(c) 2001 Winding Brook Way Music (ASCAP)/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved

"I Know Where I've Been"
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Scott Wittman and Marc Shaiman
Performed by Queen Latifah
(c) 2000 Winding Brook Way Music (ASCAP)/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved

"Without Love"
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Scott Wittman and Marc Shaiman
Performed by Zac Efron, Nikki Blonsky, Elijah Kelley and Amanda Bynes
(c) 2001 Winding Brook Way Music (ASCAP)/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved

"(It's) Hairspray"
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Scott Wittman and Marc Shaiman
Performed by James Marsden
(c) 2002 Winding Brook Way Music (ASCAP)/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved

"You Can't Stop the Beat"
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Scott Wittman and Marc Shaiman
Performed by Nikki Blonsky, Zac Efron, Amanda Bynes, Elijah Kelley,
John Travolta and Queen Latifah
(c) 2001 Winding Brook Way Music (ASCAP)/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved

"Come So Far (Got So Far to Go)"
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Scott Wittman and Marc Shaiman
Performed by Queen Latifah, Nikki Blonsky, Zac Efron and Elijah Kelley
(c) 2007 New Line Tunes (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved

"Cooties"
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Scott Wittman and Marc Shaiman
Performed by Aimee Allen
Co-produced by Lucian Piane
(c) 2002 Winding Brook Way Music (ASCAP)/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved

"Mama, I'm a Big Girl Now"
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Scott Wittman and Marc Shaiman
Performed by Nikki Blonsky, Ricki Lake and Marissa Jaret Winokur
(c) 2001 Winding Brook Way Music (ASCAP)/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved

"Mama, I'm a Big Girl Now (Instrumental)"
Music by Marc Shaiman
(c) 2001 Winding Brook Way Music (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved

"Breakout"
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Scott Wittman and Marc Shaiman
Performed by Chester Gregory
(c) 2007 Winding Brook Way Music (ASCAP)/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved

"The Nicest Kids in Town (Reprise)"
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Scott Wittman and Marc Shaiman
Performed by James Marsden
(c) 2001 Winding Brook Way Music (ASCAP)/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved

"Boink Boink"
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Scott Wittman and Marc Shaiman
Performed by Arthur Adams
(c) 2007 Winding Brook Way Music (ASCAP)/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved

"Trouble on the Line"
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Scott Wittman and Marc Shaiman
Performed by Corey Reynolds
(c) 2007 Winding Brook Way Music (ASCAP)/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved

"Tied Up in the Knots of Sin"
Music by Marc Shaiman
Lyrics by Scott Wittman and Marc Shaiman
Performed by Reverends Adam Shankman and Marc Shaiman
(c) 2007 Winding Brook Way Music (ASCAP)/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved